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thinking about when joe biden shit himself on a livestream... good times

i am once again asking all of you to join my discord server: discord.gg/K3kMEYV
or don't i don't want you there anyway. this server, which fun fact has been deemed by the official discord server registry under the library of congress as the only good discord server, is too cool for you, actually. no, i didn't just make that up, shut up.

figured i'd contribute to the cow discourse on here by saying that the big hairy scotland cows are the best cows LOOK AT THIS DUDE!

i will never stop tooting, not today! not tomorrow! maybe the next day, we'll see!

looking for someone to take me to charles entertainment cheese’s pizza time theatre. hmu

uhhh fuck rapists i guess? 

@teeteagle roman polanski, as far as i know, hasn’t died yet. very disappointed.

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@slgtme i went to the plant store today and picked up some plants. these are they.

uhhh fuck rapists i guess? 

ending with his long, long, long, overdue death.

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uhhh fuck rapists i guess? 

I hope roman polanski spends the rest of his night with the most gruesome, foul, ass burning diarrhea. the kind reserved by god as a punishment for the greatest misdeads. I hope upon completion he stands up to view the mess he made. leaning into his toilet to observe the viscous stool noticing streaks of blood. i hope he then continues to lean in slipping and getting his head stuck causing him to choke on, and drown in, his own crimson fecal cocktail,

Fart Yard :verified: boosted
Fart Yard :verified: boosted

THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS SO FUCKING GOOD ANS ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS DUMB

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.