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i just want to be like. seated in a way where my lumbar spine doesnt feel like twizzlers

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ok ok so. heres the plan. im gonna order some of the furniture for my room, but save the living room for next paycheck. room is razz central. i can live without a soft surface to rest my asscheeks while i attempt to speedrun pacman championship edition

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Yes I'm a games *puts on headset* *cracks knuckles* *says several racial and homophobic slurs*

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if i had a dollar for every vi name that followed me . id have two dollars. which isnt much but its kinda weird cause it happened twice

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remember this june i drew. i still love the colors

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im still at work. im licherally alone in the building still working

@might_be_mightiest darling love of my life Please get up the entire discord is crying

GOODMORNING MY MATESPRIT WILL NOT WAKE UP FOR DND AND I AM CRYING

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interacting with me is no longer allowed! favorite this post to be instantly hunted down by Them!

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STop what you are doing i am having jadekanrose baby fever

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i struggle with feeling like im not cryptid enough. SORRY for not stealing enough bones!! is that you offering me to take yours i hear?? bitch about it one more time and it Will Happen

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I keep forgetting this isn't just Twitter 2

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