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Sincere Email To Coworker Drafted, Reconsidered, Deleted bit.ly/3SN16yV

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Every One Of Man’s Priorities Unrecognizable To Grandfather bit.ly/3QJIhe6

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Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy bit.ly/3bYEYAW

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Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher bit.ly/3Qwlhzp

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Do your part in preventing indecent exposure by covering your offensive body with items from The Onion store. bit.ly/3QBe5BM

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NASCAR Driver Dies After Being Left In Hot Racecar bit.ly/3w45zmM

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Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato bit.ly/3PlF5nD

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FBI Search Warrant Shows Trump Suspected Of Violating Espionage Act
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City’s Primary Investment In Community Comes Through Police Department’s Wrongful Death Settlements bit.ly/3w5V3eW

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Man Realizes Parents Only Pushed Him Hard To Make Him Insecure For Rest Of Life bit.ly/3PEWnfX

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Report: Not Protecting Children Very Well Saved U.S. $5 Trillion Over Last Decade bit.ly/3dzbQkg

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Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free bit.ly/3QHf9UL

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Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains bit.ly/3phXFTl

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New Texas Law Requires Gun Buyers To Show Proof Of Mental Illness bit.ly/3Ak1JbU

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Study Finds Spiders Sleep In Way Similar To Humans bit.ly/3CfbAkq ?

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Man Spends Long Day At Work Waiting To Go Home And Be Lonely bit.ly/3Ql26bH

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Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Office Even Though It Will Feel Incredible bit.ly/3JNY4WU

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Tumbleweed Of Pubes Rolls Through Desolate Dorm Bathroom bit.ly/3BVSG1V

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Ovulation Calendar Just The Ticket For Rekindling Couple’s Lagging Sex Life bit.ly/3bLPJq3

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Report: There Just Something Dark And Intriguing About Man With Serious Personality Disorder bit.ly/3bJPIDf

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Hello! mas.to is a general-topic instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.