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Holy shit I always thought David was like, human sized, maybe slightly bigger but no it’s fucking 17 feet tall

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"All quality occurs in spite of capitalism, not because of it. I suppose in this case quality means 'buttshots' but it's more of a systemic tendency."

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The people I have found to follow on Mastodon are waaaaay nicer and more open to chatting about interesting things than I have felt on the birdsite.

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I'm bisexual because bi means two and there are two ways to be gay and I'm both of them

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Hate it when people say "you don't need to have anxiety about that!" as if I'm supposed to be like "really? Oh, shit, I thought it was mandatory. I'll guess I'll stop then."

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I marvel at my own genius bcz you people got no time.

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🗣 A medical condition or movement impairment is not the barrier. The barrier is a world that refuses to accept that people have different bodies & needs.

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Και η Αστυνομία λέει όχι... στην πανεπιστημιακή Αστυνομία
paratiritirio.edu.gr/astynomia

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Until I fully commit to this platform, I'll just keep posting random shit.

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John “Jigsaw” Kramer: *sneezes*
Me: *silent*
John: *eyes narrow*

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Will anything ever top the sheer comedic brilliance of this image? I think not.

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covid, capitalism 

i talked to one of my friends who works in a factory and we talked about the current plague - when the whole thing started they approached the big boss to close the factory for a month or 2 and he replied with "the economy is more important than than people's lives, and profit is necessary"

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