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HI THERE NEW USERS! is one of thousands of Mastodon instances in the Fediverse.

For more information on how Mastodon works, look over here:

Our instance rules and policies can be found here:

If you see spam or other content that violates our policies, help us by reporting it. You can do this from the '...' icon below the offending toot.

Just a reminder that we need your help to keep this instance a happy and safe place for our users 馃檪 If you see spam or any content that breaks our instance rules then hit that 'report' button. Reporting helps our moderator team find content that shouldn't be on here and act on it quickly. Thanks!

Thanks to those who made donations to our running costs over the holidays. Your help is much appreciated!

Hello everyone! We've upgraded to Mastodon v3.4.4 because that's the sort of crazy thing we do.

More details here!

@CitrusTree @FediVideos Looks like it's fixed. We've had a few issues since upgrading to v3.4.3.

HELLO EVERYONE! We've upgraded the instance to v3.4.2 and then v3.4.3 as the updates were released in quick succession.

More info here:

We've noticed there might be an issue logging out of your account using Safari. If this happens go into 'Preferences' and select 'Logout' from the list on the left.

Hey, it seems there's some malware that bots try to get people to download on the fediverse. Be wary, don't click on weird links sent to you by people you don't know, and report those to your admin. Stay safe!

Hello folks! @frederic has asked if any of our users would like to help with a Mastodon survey they're carrying out.

Fr茅d茅ric says "the survey is in english, no sensitive datas are collected and the informations will be used for research purposes only."

If you'd like to help, the survey is here:

Hello everyone! It's the 1st of June and time to do something we haven't done in a while...

This instance has always been and always will be free to use. It's run by a private individual and paid for out of their own pocket. currently costs around GBP80/month to run.

If you'd like to donate (and please, only donate if you want to and can afford it), details are here:

Thank you! 馃檪

Hello! It's Monday, it's 10:53am UK time, and we've just upgraded to Mastodon v3.4.0. More info here:

What a great start to the week! 馃檪

Hi everyone! We've upgraded to Mastodon v3.4.0rc2. More information here:

I love the smell of upgrades in the morning...

Hey there, no we're not worried about the content of you instance!

We've added it to the approval list, you should be able to add the relay now 馃檪

Where do you keep your backups?

Hi everyone, the issues with our object storage provider appear to be resolved and everything is back to normal (although the fix we implemented earlier seemed to work anyway).

Hello everyone! We have good news and bad news...


We've upgraded to Mastodon v3.3.0. More details here:


Our object storage provider is having issues today which has broken media on this instance. Hopefully normal service will resume shortly.

HELLO EVERYONE! It's the 1st of December and to celebrate we've upgraded to Mastodon v3.3.0rc1 馃檪

More details here:

Those of you that caught the announcement earlier will know we were expecting a little downtime today. A faulty disk has been replaced with minimal downtime, everything is back to normal :-) Thanks for your patience folks!

Hello everyone! I hope you're having a nice day. I'm having a nice day. And the fediverse is having a nice day!

And guess what? Mastodon v3.2.1 has been released! And we've upgraded to it already!

More details here:

We've not asked for donations since the first lockdowns earlier this year, as we know a lot of people will be in difficult circumstances, however we've still received several donations since then.

Thanks to everyone who's donated, it means a lot to us!

This instance is and always will be a free service, but anything that helps cover our costs is hugely appreciated. Stay well and stay safe folks! 鉂わ笍

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Hello! is a general-topic instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.