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Can we talk for a moment about how Twitter is a social engineering scam and Jack Dorsey and Vijaya Gadde are evil, evil fucks?

The goal of Twitter is not "social media" but "social accreditation," with the goal being the permanent exile and punishment of anyone who dares to commit speech and/or thought crimes according to the principles of "cancel culture" and "the Woke Left." You can't learn from mistakes if the penalty is eternal banishment from society.

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Some people like to say "I sleep like a baby." Not me. I sleep like a dead elephant.

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Service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?

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carly rae jepsen makes pop music for people who think going to target is therapeutic
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ahhh my favourite marvel characters: rape apologist man, captain stillwithher, and the astroturfer #HeroesResist

So I'm on Parler now, and hahahahahahahahaha. I mean, feel what you want about the Right: when you piss those people off, you have gone and stepped in it. Twitter is doomed.

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are you baby or are you a member of Phish get the launch codes

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thinking sexy thoughts on the airport security line to get a semi so the TSA x-ray folks respect me

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Proof of theorem 1.2: For the proof, see exercise 1.3

Exercise 1.3: prove theorem 1.2.

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re: code gripe 

coming to realize that i hate software. i hate the experience of writing it. i hate the experience of maintaining it. i hate the context. i hate the industry. i hate the cults of personality and all the objects of their affection. i hate the cargo cults and the stunning resistance to class consciousness.

i don't think humane software looks anything like software development today. i think it is so distinct as to be difficult to even imagine. software as we know it is not the answer. it is a rude mess that just happens to be part of the tactical landscape, not through benevolence or wisdom but by aggregate greed and contempt.

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