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Dad Jokes<p>When I opened it, all the pages were blank.<br>I have no words to describe how angry I am.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Stewart Tolhurst<p>It wasn’t a sock!<br>It was a Sock Lobster!<br><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/B52s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>B52s</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>Dad Joke Alert: Near disaster averted by a technicality of the English language! <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/iDWImD-cO5k" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/iDWImD-cO5k</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>An in-vest-igator!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I went down to the paint store to get thinner.</p><p>It didn’t work. I’m still fat.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Because nothing gets under their skin.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dustrial<p> Tabula Recta?! Damn near killed em <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23cryptology" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cryptology</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23dadjokes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a></p>
ChristopherIf a child refuses to sleep during nap time, <br>are they guilty of resisting a rest?<br><br>#<a class="" href="https://my.talesofmy.life/search?tag=DadJokes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">DadJokes</a>
Dad Jokes<p>The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"<br>"Pop," goes the weasel.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets?</p><p>Because tennis too many.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Ben<p>What happens if you fight a dinosaur?</p><p>You'd get Jurasskicked.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I'll let you know.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>Q How many paranoiacs does it take to change a light bulb? <br>A Who wants to know?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/LightbulbJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LightbulbJokes</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>ANOTHER DAD JOKE: My wife actually inspired this one. Who says I have to come up with all of these, right? <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a><br><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/1nB5gF5ue0s?feature=share" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/shorts/1nB5gF5ue0s</span><span class="invisible">?feature=share</span></a></p>
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@SrRochardBunson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>SrRochardBunson</span></a></span> <br>Not as a rule.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Geometry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Geometry</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@spacemagick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>spacemagick</span></a></span> I think it's uh cute that you say that, but I hope you're not being obtuse. </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Geometry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Geometry</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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