Breaking News: Scientists discover groundbreaking way to recycle rubber! 
Except, oops, the article itself is stuck in a digital black hole, courtesy of a "400 Bad Request." 
Seems like even the servers aren't buying this rubbery revolution! 
https://phys.org/news/2025-03-cleaner-future-scientists-chemical-repurpose.html #BreakingNews #RubberRecycling #DigitalBlackHole #400BadRequest #ScienceHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Phys.org · A cleaner future for tires: Scientists pioneer chemical process to repurpose rubber waste
In a groundbreaking revelation that will absolutely revolutionize your life, we learn that some glass is, in fact, not easy to break! Next, they'll tell us water is wet. 
How long did it take to discover that one, Sherlock? 
Wow, sound waves can levitate bugs—our lives are complete! Now scientists can take floating bug selfies without a tripod. 
Because apparently, that's the pressing issue of our time. 
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: Turns out, asking AI to be a research scientist is like asking your cat to do your taxes. University of Florida researchers did a whole study to tell us AI can write some stuff but can't do the thinking. Who would've thought?! 
Next, they'll probably "discover" that the moon is made of cheese. 
BREAKING NEWS: Trees don't hibernate! 
A "groundbreaking" study discovered that roots stay awake in the winter...who knew? 
, we learn that a bacterium with an inferiority complex has been pretending to be important for centuries. Spoiler: It turns out science has been duped by a germ with a flair for drama 
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They walked across a frozen bridge like everyone else in the Ice Age. Who knew?! 
Apparently, some scientists decided to play Dr. Frankenstein with fruit flies and discovered that tweaking a gene can give them bulging bug eyes 
. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to find the magic gene that stops our devices from throwing a tantrum with "400 Bad Request" errors every time we breathe. 
Ah, the riveting world of "magnesium self-experiments" where someone decided that gulping down metal is the key to enlightenment. Because nothing screams rigorous science quite like confusing data tables, a sprinkle of Bayes, and a dash of personal delusion. 
