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@SmudgeTheInsultCat the editor was also feline
@KatLS @SmudgeTheInsultCat Not at all! There would be no quotes around 'hero cat' if the editor or the heroic cat had written the hed.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Nah. A cat would never say they had an "owner".
@ChrisJagged @SmudgeTheInsultCat
Yep, woulda said servant instead
@SmudgeTheInsultCat "Feline householder notices appliance not switched off overnight, orders sleeping servant to deal with the issue."
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Seeing the name of the outlet, idly wondering at the race of the dog
Is lie! 
@SmudgeTheInsultCat @cstross yet some people think cats are useless.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
How Hobbes, the handsome tiger, saved the day.
No thanks to Calvin, the time-travelling chowderhead.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Years ago I had a cat that alerted me to a house fire (neighbors house).... The cat just kept approaching me and then going over to the window... I finally went over to the window and holy cow! The neighbors house was on fire...