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Satan - Paul

@skeletor lol lmao fucking hilarious have you ever tried work or school

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LexiGirl

@skeletor allow me to add:
- gave birth without pain relief
- breastfed successfully
- got through airport security in record time (although I personally think there should be an award for this one! )

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/////\.keki

@LexiGirl @skeletor airport security any% speedruns are my specialty

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LexiGirl

@Mieps @skeletor someone could stand with a stop watch and hand out trophies. Actually, I’d even settle for a sticker…

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jfml - Jonas Laugs

@skeletor

- Always did the job to match their own 100% perfection even though the client everybody else would have been super happy with 50% +___+

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Inspirational Skeletor💀

@DougMNZ fucking oof yeah it should feel like that. Get your shit together (everyone, including Skeletor)

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DaxAeterna ✨ (witchandry)

@skeletor idk I've worked at several jobs where "rested the least" was at least culturally a thing to strive for and HR encouraged.

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guenther

@skeletor i think I have heard some of these get appreciated during a eulogy.

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