What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
@RickiTarr The mind boggles.
But it is the Daily Fail, so probably best to assume there is no sense behind it. They probably just got an AI to write it.
@statsguy @RickiTarr They buy in stories from news agencies a lot of the time then their reporters just add a few lies and slap their names on it