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When I grow up I want to be a cat. I would lay around all day in the sun and lick myself, only taking occasional breaks to get food and use the bathroom.

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The cgi-bin is where your failed 3d characters go after you delete them

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In between passion projects and lacking motivation.

Just got home from getting the bivalent booster. Hoping for no symptoms for this one too 🤞

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Perhaps Governor DeSantis can be put on a plane and sent to another country??

Took Magic camping last weekend and she seemed to have a great time

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When I'm copy-pasting stuff from a browser into a microsoft office product, I want to also copy over the website's formatting just about zero percent of the time, and yet

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It's called the Metaverse because it has mostly been Met with Averse reactions

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Insomnia is rough sometimes, however it also grants me clairvoyance. Just watch.

*dramatically closes eyes and places fingertips on temples*

I predict that I will be tired and irritable tomorrow. Ta-da!

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E: Unable to correct problems, you have held broken packages.

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One of my current pipe dreams is to start up a cooperatively owned cafe that does computer and cellphone repairs (and helps people install free OSes on their old machines).

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Patreon apparently decided that because it’s been 7 years since their last data breach that the security team is just dead weight. I mean, if there’s no breaches happening, why spend the money on security, right? techcrunch.com/2022/09/09/patr

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shaking my head at those youngsters who walk into glass doors while staring at their smartphone

back in my day, we didn't need a smartphone for that

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Yoooo~ my friend is doing a thesis study on ADHD hyperfocus and reaction times.

If you have a spare fifteen minutes and need an easy procrastination activity involving clicking a space bar in response to numbers, maybe consider checking it out? For SCIENCE!

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Goal: unplug for 10 days.
Actual: 5 days in, had to change plans to escape heat wave.

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I was gonna make breakfast for dinner but I fell asleep. So... breakfast for breakfast!

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"In this company we have a strict dress code"

The dress code:

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The former cartoon editor of the new yorker saw a blog post I wrote three years ago about training an RNN to write cartoon contest captions and sent me a linkedin message asking if I'd like to chat.. gosh

Do people still use bookmarks? I have like eleventy-five tabs open and I’m pretty sure not one of them is bookmarked.

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