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Hi everyone! It's December so we're going to have another quick fundraiser.

We pay for the costs of running mas.to ourselves and are more than happy to do so! But of course if any of our users would like to contribute that would make our lives easier 🙂

You can donate towards our running costs by PayPal:

paypal.me/mysteryvortex

or by Bitcoin:

1JNPeAvbBwDFGPF4LzSPLscJ89MUNzxYWC

Every little helps. Thank you!

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

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so, if it's 100% orange juice, what's the other 0%?

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For a while I kept seeing this van driving around and the thought of a swarm of bees wearing tiny hard hats filled me with joy

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Anyone else have a pornographic banner ad from their early unsupervised internet use burned into their memory forever?

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Combining Sloth and Gluttony to create a new supersin called Sluttony

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I would like to watch WrestleMania with Werner Herzog

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If you look at photos of Mr Blobby then and Mr Blobby now, you can clearly see that we're currently dealing with another Blobby.

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely blobby blobby blobby blob blobby blob morning."

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We're going to use the following as our main Bitcoin address from now on.

Don't worry, our other one also works! But we'd prefer to use this one going forward:

1JNPeAvbBwDFGPF4LzSPLscJ89MUNzxYWC

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We've already had one donation for which we're very grateful!

We provide mas.to as a free service and in the spirit of Mastodon that will never change. We will also always pay for mas.to ourselves, but any contributions are more than welcome!

To avoid spamming for donations we'll only send infrequent reminders of our PayPal and Bitcoin details.

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She's just like you and me
But she's boneless
She's boneless

I mean I don't have any superpowers in the traditional sense, but I'm sure I could make something up.

I've just realised I don't list any superpowers on my CV. This is a terrible oversight.

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@rodti You're in The Veld of the Genes.
A pulsing cyan light periodically illuminates the area and a lone tree with blurple luminescent leaves grows nearby.

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Trump being given the finger 

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i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.