I for one welcome our new coronaviral overlords.

profanity 

Just paraphrased George Michael's 'Careless Whisper' in a work context and feeling pretty pleased with myself.

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US pol, COVID-19 

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HEY THERE. We've updated to v3.1.2 of Mastodon and that can only be a good thing, right?

github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

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HEY THERE. We've updated to v3.1.2 of Mastodon and that can only be a good thing, right?

github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

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Attention #Mastodon sysadmins! A new release with some security fixes will drop on Thursday, prepare to upgrade -- we'll release 2.9.x, 3.0.x, and 3.1.x versions to make sure you have the easiest time upgrading for this.

@angristan Digging out an old one here, but what did you end up doing to fix this?

github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

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Hello! Hello! Hello! This is a skellington from outer space having a party.

Busy (and long) day at work ahead. Brain decided to wake up at 3:30am and keep me awake. Thanks brain! 😬

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The "Not In IT" Engineer: suddenly part of IT because he "knows electronics" and managed to help someone reset their password once. Doesn't dare reboot any of the (physical) servers because they might never come back. Took home a few of those Dell PowerEdge 2950s that were gonna be tossed because he'll "figure out what to do with 'em." A big well-maintained mustache, a pot belly covered by a stripey button-down, a secret leather fetish. Hands more wrinkly than rhino skin and a smoker's cough.

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Types of IT guys I've worked with:

Milspec Bro: tucked-in polo, pressed slacks, New Balance shoes. Has every possible cert but is always studying for another one. Crew cut, Oakleys, a rocky marriage and light beer. No sense of humor, doesn't actually enjoy anything at all. Almost always named "Greg".

MASTODON FORK IDEA: Fork of Mastodon for nihilists, all user accounts automatically deleted immediately after successful registration.

MASTODON FORK IDEA: Fork of Mastodon for heavily introverted users, doesn't federate with any other instances, all users silenced by default.

Extraordinarily niche email spam this morning from someone offering 'custom magnets'.

MAGNETS. 🧲

of the day is crypto-group-buy.com, unsolicited marketing spam.

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YAWN I AM SO VERY TIRED WHY AM I THIS TIRED? 🧐

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Asistotle raises his index finger and intones "it is virtue to clean the penis once a week, no more and no less"
The entire academy goes berserk , rebuttals and commentaries are written as quickly as possible. Ibn Rushd starts doing cartwheels like a maniac and Plato crashes his motorcycle into a plynth, causing the whole building to collapse

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A WISHING WELL BUT IN REVERSE. A HOLE IN THE GROUND SPITS A NICKEL AT YOU AND TELLS YOU TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.