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Hello! I've just moved servers (again) so seems like a good time for an post!

I'm Michael (he/him). I am a programmer by trade, game developer, tabletop GM and woodworker by hobby, and more recently I've been getting into rock climbing and writing.

By day I work for Stripe where I help to build Stripe Checkout.

I also have a super good dog named Flynn who I post pictures of pretty often.

If Nintendo really cared, they would release Animal Crossing today 👀

Hey remember to disinfect your phone/keyboard/car steering wheel and whatnot

Probably a good idea when not a pandemic too

Oh its so sad this guy couldn’t grift during a pandemic nyti.ms/2TYIhuI

Bidets will be the currency of the future

WE ARE GOING TO QUICKLY DEVELOP WEBSITES

UNLIKE WEBSITES OF THE PAST

uspol, coronavirus 

I'm just saying that Stoop Kid probably wouldn't get COVID-19

I was actually doing kind of okay yesterday with daylight savings but this morning was rough like my daylight investment portfolio was wiped out by the stock market

Got a lime tree, which is gonna be a lot of work but yo I'm here for limes

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Went to a couple of garden centers this weekend and got a few new plants to try and grow, and a bunch of grass seed to help get my back yard better able to handle rain water. Now its just a matter of nature being nice to me for a little while.

Yall need to log off Diablo 2 so I can get into a game like damn

I wish I were cool enough to have a comma in my name

Just once, can a major phone manufacturer release a flagship named using mid-00's username branding

xXx_iPhone_12_Darkness_xXx

Y'all, I think the world's problems could be solved if we just take a moment and appreciate cheddar jalapeño bread

Vote twisterghost 2020

uspol 

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