twisterghost @twisterghost@mas.to

Hello! I've just moved servers (again) so seems like a good time for an #introduction post!

I'm Michael (he/him). I am a programmer by trade, game developer, tabletop GM and woodworker by hobby, and more recently I've been getting into rock climbing and writing.

By day I work for Stripe where I help to build Stripe Checkout.

I also have a super good dog named Flynn who I post pictures of pretty often.

Is good game

Animal Crossing is real, real good y'all

If Nintendo really cared, they would release Animal Crossing today 👀

Hey remember to disinfect your phone/keyboard/car steering wheel and whatnot

Probably a good idea when not a pandemic too

Oh its so sad this guy couldn’t grift during a pandemic https://nyti.ms/2TYIhuI

Bidets will be the currency of the future

WE ARE GOING TO QUICKLY DEVELOP WEBSITES

UNLIKE WEBSITES OF THE PAST

Looking forward to seeing Trump both declare a national emergency _and_ downplay that this is an emergency. #Coronavirus

I'm just saying that Stoop Kid probably wouldn't get COVID-19 #Coronavirus

http://github.com/cdc/awesome-covid-19

I was actually doing kind of okay yesterday with daylight savings but this morning was rough like my daylight investment portfolio was wiped out by the stock market

Got a lime tree, which is gonna be a lot of work but yo I'm here for limes

Went to a couple of garden centers this weekend and got a few new plants to try and grow, and a bunch of grass seed to help get my back yard better able to handle rain water. Now its just a matter of nature being nice to me for a little while.

Yall need to log off Diablo 2 so I can get into a game like damn

I wish I were cool enough to have a comma in my name

Just once, can a major phone manufacturer release a flagship named using mid-00's username branding

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uspole

Y'all, I think the world's problems could be solved if we just take a moment and appreciate cheddar jalapeño bread

Vote twisterghost 2020

Unironically, don't forget to breathe

I was in for her from the beginning, but switched my support over to Bernie as time went on and he became the more clear progressive front runner. Unfortunate that progressives had to choose between the two, but that’s just how primaries work.

I’m guessing right now she’s one of the top spots on the VP short list for Biden. It makes it a weird position for her and for voters. Good on her for being a strong enough person to handle all this crap anyway.