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JdeBP<p>That silly "How to irritate a citizen of every European country in 1 sentence" map is still doing the rounds, I see.</p><p>It is probably part of the (fairly bad) joke that in almost a decade of re-circulation, it still does not include Denmark, Wales, or Belgium.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Anne of Green Cables<p>I like my passwords like my potatoes: hashed and salted.</p><p>(This is terrible and I said it a long time ago, but thought Mastodon might enjoy it.)</p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/InfoSec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InfoSec</span></a><br><a href="https://noc.social/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Cordelya<p>"Yes, yes," said Bethan, sitting down glumly. "I know you don't. Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"<br>"Yeah," said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully. "Luters, I expect."<br>&gt; Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*<br><a href="https://toots.cordelya.net/tags/pTerry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pTerry</span></a> <a href="https://toots.cordelya.net/tags/DiscWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DiscWorld</span></a> <a href="https://toots.cordelya.net/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Devijand<p>Too soon? No?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/titanic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>titanic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cruiseship" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cruiseship</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>you would say it's a duplicate.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a computer's favorite snack?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Bits 'n' Bytes.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi<p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/scribesandmakers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scribesandmakers</span></a> 23 puns part 2</p><p>Shirley, it is okay to make buns!</p><p>Shirley: Pork or leek?</p><p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badjokes</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/NMSAM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NMSAM</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a computer's favorite dance?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The Algo-rhythm.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I've got a really good UDP joke but...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>I'm not sure if you'll get it.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why do programmers avoid beaches?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They can't handle shells.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Writing TODO comments in your code<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>My code doesn’t have bugs<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>it just develops unexpected features.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Jelloeater<p>Greek cows favorite food is moo-saka.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpuns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ilikecheese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ilikecheese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/moo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>moo</span></a></p>
Rachel Rawlings<p>Was there a point where Kevin Feige was willing to call "Across the Spider-Verse" "Captain Marvel's OOPS! All Spider-Men"?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Marvel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Marvel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Filmstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Filmstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>where you're both the criminal and the investigator.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>and those who are about to.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do trees access the internet?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They log in.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
UberZeitgeist<p>(Q): Why does snow melt<br>Only where the angles meet?<br>(A): Ninety degrees</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OneHaikuADay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OneHaikuADay</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WritersCollective" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritersCollective</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/writingcommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writingcommunity</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BackToHaiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BackToHaiku</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Snow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Snow</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/March" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>March</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Melt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Melt</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Thaw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Thaw</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Angles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Angles</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/90Degrees" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>90Degrees</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RightAngles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RightAngles</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> </p><p>March 4, 2025</p>
Dev Leader<p>Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It makes their code snakey.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
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