Joe B. Wall<p>Every time I lean into my bathroom sink to spit toothpaste, I'm convinced I'm going to poke my eye out with the point of the rattail comb that's in the mug with my toothbrush, pill box, scaler, and cuticle tool, but if I replace it with a less stabby comb, I think "Well, this coif ain't gonna rat itself," so the comb and the consequent fear remains. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/easyfix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>easyfix</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rattailcomb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rattailcomb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bouffant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bouffant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theroadnottaken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>theroadnottaken</span></a></p>