Mark W. Alexander<p>I&#39;ve always been a fan of <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MichelleRodriguez" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MichelleRodriguez</span></a> bit <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DungeonsAndDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DungeonsAndDragons</span></a> has Michelle Rodriguez AND POTATOES!</p><p>I can&#39;t control myself. I either need a badass sexy warrior beside me or a steaming hot plate of <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Latkes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Latkes</span></a>. Or <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Perogies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Perogies</span></a>. Or <a href="https://mas.to/tags/HashBrowns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashBrowns</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/HomeFries" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HomeFries</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FrenchFries" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FrenchFries</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PotatoSalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PotatoSalad</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MashedPotatoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MashedPotatoes</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TwiceBakedPotatoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TwiceBakedPotatoes</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/HasselbackPotates" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HasselbackPotates</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/1000LayerPotatoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>1000LayerPotatoes</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WarmGermanPotatoSalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WarmGermanPotatoSalad</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Poutine" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Poutine</span></a>, or even a raw <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Potato" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Potato</span></a>.</p><p>Or a raw turnip. I don&#39;t know why.</p><p>I am what I am (although I&#39;m up to be yam).</p>