The Criswell Mirror<p>GOUT! GOUT! LET IT ALL OUT! Wilfred Brimley, well-known actor, oatmeal shill, and spokesperson for <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/diabeetus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>diabeetus</span></a>, has recently revealed how he cured himself of <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/gout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gout</span></a> -- a painful form of arthritis affecting the joints in the feet. </p><p>According to Wilfred, the secret lies in a family secret: a homeopathic remedy consisting of a mixture of ground ginger root, honey, and 100% pure apple cider vinegar. </p><p>According to Wilfred, "This stuff is the bomb! It's cheap and easy to make, and it works like a charm! I'll take that recipe of ground ginger root, honey, and 100% pure apple cider vinegar to my grave!"</p>