@markarayner Aye do not with to know that, kindly leave the lavatory!
@markarayner yuk... somebody left floaters in the crapper....
@markarayner your toilet has been sabotaged!
@markarayner Fun fact: Clogs (aka sabots) were used to disable (I think it was spinning) machines when the workers wanted to make strike action. The word 'sabotage' comes from those workers, and I believe so does the phrase "clogging up the works." Okay okay I'll boot myself off the stage now...
@markarayner hurt like hell but damn I feel better!