@SmudgeTheInsultCat If you, the person reading this, meets /u/VeryLargeMuffin, buy them a drink of their choice.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat With respect, fuck 'em, find another one. For all the reasons.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat wow I didn't know we could get so specific about when and how we work... ok no work from home but, outside of work hours, work from a tor client in the Target parking lot, only on Tuesdays between 7:14 and 7:18pm throttled at 13kbit/sec.
Good luck!
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Even if it's apocryphal it's still valid.
Yup! You want me in five days a week, you got it. Don’t call me.