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Stock market chaos as China reveals secret snake oil refinery, threatening US snake oil monopoly.

@Nickiquote We have the best, the greatest snake oil. Everyone is saying it.

Literally just occurred to me that “snake oil” is probably oil made out of snakes rather than oil for lubricating snakes.

dangercake

@dx it's actually for chasing them off, like mosquito spray. Reason there's such high demand is that all planes are coated with it for safety.