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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️

Boston is getting an NWSL (women's soccer) team and they're looking for a name.

I propose: The Boston Marriages.

A Boston Marriage was a euphemism for two women (often lesbians) living together independently of men.

Other name ideas attached.

• Boston Molasses (after the Great Molasses Flood) • Boston Tea (drink, gossip, and party) • Boston Massacre • Boston Siege (Siege of Boston in the Revolutionary War liberated Boston) • Boston Strangler • Boston Stoners (Lucy Stoners, women who don't take their husband's name) • Boston Midnight Ride (Revere, Dawes, and Prescott; or that late-night hookup in college) • Boston Hub FC (Boston being the "Hub of the Universe") • Boston Firsts ("City of Firsts" and Boston has many firsts for women to highlight) • Boston Champions ("City of Champions") • Boston Athena (the woman warrior goddess of Athens; Boston being the "Athens of America") • Boston Shamrocks (similar to Celtics) • Boston Dirty Water (see Dirty Water by The Standells) • Boston Frustrated Women (see Dirty Water) • Boston U-Hauls (a lesbian symbol and students moving) • Boston Storrows (U-Hauls hitting its bridges) • Boston Dunks/Dunkies (Bostonians need their iced coffee) • Boston MBTA Bus Replacement Service
#NWSL#Boston#Soccer
Drew

@LilahTovMoon
Come on America, these are all too low brow. The correct name for the new team is, surely, "The Bostonians"

Sep 28, 2023, 06:05 PM·Public·Mastodon for Android
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