You take the blue squeaky toy -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the #Caturday
@markarayner “and featuring Jack Black”
@markarayner It's a good thing this wasn't offered to Lassie. She wouldn't have been able to tell the red from the blue toy.