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I think I'll murder a potato this week.

WHAT?!

Wait no, not THAT potato, tempting as the thought may be, no, I'll be chucking an actual tuber into the coals of a fire until the outside is itself coal.

Boring people wrap them in foil first, so they don't turn to coal. Not my family. The first time I saw someone use foil, I was stunned. WTF?

Didn't taste the same, either. Probably better, tbh, but just *not right*😂

Nope, I'm sticking with murdered potatoes.

#potato
#spud
#MurderNotMurder

I figured it was time to write a weblog post breaking down the political and illogical farce of Trudeau's executive actions on firearms these last few years.

You probably won't see many posts like this from the far left, but as the saying goes: "When you go far enough left, you get your guns back."

Oh yeah, I should put a link instead of spending all of my time writing an alt-text on that free Tornado spud-gun advert that doesn't even link anywhere.

superhighwayman.com/2025/canad

#Canada #Guns #CanPoli #Politics #Firearms #SKS #I #Bet #Twitter #Has #More #AR15 #Hashtags #than #Mastodon #NFA #PeePee #polievre #Trudeau #Carney #BigBills #Blog #Tornado #Comic #Potato #TooManyHashtags #AI #Assisted #Weblog #NobodyReadsTheseAnyway #RamRanch #FreedumbConvoy #TimBitTaliban (I haven't used those for ages, I will stop now)

Omg guess what! I finally got some of my favorite ramen! It's been like a year since anyone has had it! I got my Nongshim Potato Noodle Soup! I'm so stoked! I did have to pay $15 for it, but with HMart it would have been $22 to get it to me. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this ramen so I'm willing to pay $15 for 4 packs.

#food#ramen#korean

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