@popcornreel FYA: This post was right before yours in my timeline. 
#FunnyNotFunny
https://mastodon.social/@oldbookillustrations/114268160021582386
What do you get when you bring a golf club manager and a car salesman to the #WhiteHouse?
Just look around
#joke #FunnyNotFunny #immigration #tax #jobs #ICE #tarrifs #economy #doge #tesla #washington #NATO #russia #Ukraine #Europe #Greenland #BOE #EPA #DEI #hate #nazi #oligarchy #US #shame
@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour Could’a told ya that from the Inception. #FunnyNotFunny
Duschen: Ein Abenteuer, bei dem ich vorher eigentlich ein Aufwärmprogramm bräuchte, um keine Verletzungen zu riskieren. Wer wusste, dass Hygiene Hochleistungssport ist?
Showering: An adventure that really requires a warm-up routine beforehand just to avoid injuries. Who knew hygiene was a high-performance sport?
Funny pic of the night. Portuguese will get the joke. (Though the origin story is not fun at all). #Chaga #MastoJokes #FunnyNotFunny #CorruptPoliticians
Still ripping CDs in 2024... and waiting for new belts for my tape deck. Now I just need 3 months of MREs and a dozen more 5gal jugs of water. Just bought a bicycle and pannier bags. Still need ammo. Will trade for nudie mags. Don't forget your toilet paper people!
A #meme I stole from the internet...
In an attempt to answer the question "Can two wrongs make a right?", I present you with a match seemingly made in Hell - Three Mile Island and Microsoft.
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/20/nx-s1-5120581/three-mile-island-nuclear-power-plant-microsoft-ai
Ein Emoji sagt mehr als ein Wort. 
Zwei Emojis sagen mehr als ein Emoji. 
:D #funnynotfunny I can't believe it's no funny
@nowster @TheBreadmonkey i laughed and then i was like wait, actually that's not funny. #funnynotfunny ?
People who bike Casa Verde in #Monterey as part of their route: Be extra alert for wide vehicles headed to RV campsites at #MontereyFair and Event Center.
Didn’t get a photo of white Sunset trailer pulled by pickup on Casa Verde 7/28, but have a vivid image of them in mind. What made them special?
After several trucks towing trailers, and other RVs, passed us on our bicycle—each giving us plenty of room—the Sunset one came inches from hitting us. (Seems the driver forgot the trailer they were pulling was wider than their pickup!) As they passed us, we saw that they were the only one that had bicycles on the back of their vehicle! #FunnyNotFunny
Tips for drivers of trucks and other big vehicles—and for people who bike around them: https://bikemonterey.org/truck-bus-bicycle.html
History on some bike advocacy re: #CasaVerde, which is a mostly narrow street—no major improvements to most of it since 2011 bike audit: https://bikemonterey.org/casa-verde-near-fremont-in-monterey-and-other-developments-also-monterey-county-fair-event-center-bicycle-parking.html
There should be more horror movies based on plastic bags xD It could be a franchise that runs on Netflix or something… 'You know what I fear most? That it will never leave.' xD #funnynotfunny
October:
Doctor: it'll take at least 3 months from receipt of forms to get an appointment
Me: that's way to long!
April:
I give forms back to doctor
Inconvenient Fact. #Currency is a #scam you all agree to participate in, to the benefit of the rich. See: https://www.theonion.com/u-s-economy-grinds-to-halt-as-nation-realizes-money-ju-1819571322
Doesn't plasma have three states it can exist in: solid, liquid and as a gas?
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