Tonight we had Himalayan Rabbit
for dinner. We found Himalayan in the road.
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Where do pirates buy their hooks? A second-hand store! #JokeOfTheDay
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
What does a house wear? Address! #jokeoftheday
What do you call an old snowman? A glass of water. #JokeOfTheDay Good Morning, Tooters!
Q How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around them.
Q How many telemarketers does it take to change of light bulb
A One - but they have to do it while you are eating dinner
#today Why did the frog take the bus to work? Their car got toad! #JokeOfTheDay
My obese parrot died. I’m sad but its a huge weight off my shoulders.
Did you know that if you hold a ferret up to your ear, you can hear the sound of being attacked by a ferret.
Where does a sheep get his hair cut? The bahaha bahaha shop. #JokeOfTheDay Good Morning, Tooters! Home from another lovely #DateNight with Joyful Jonnycakes! Bowling with the Primes this evening. #today #gay #GayLife
The phrase "bear with me" has two meanings:
Either "be patient"
Or “the zoo robbery was a success."
Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and look at what happened to them..
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Remorse Code. #JokeOfTheDay