So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. #dadjoke

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

Un microscopio “de derechas”…

Porque es “provido”

Jajajajajajajajajajajaja… ya conozco la salida

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #dadjoke

I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring. #dadjoke

Wow, John Popper from the band Blues Traveler has really let himself go.
Gosh.
You hate to see it.
SAD.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful. Udder failure. #dadjoke

Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and look at what happened to them..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. #dadjoke