@RogerBW @BigJackBrass he knew all about it. Like when his wife would go into Macy’s in New York.
#homonym #pun #funny #teehee #no? #comeon! #thatwasgood #alright #belikethat #bloodyaudiences #toughcrowd
Everybody knows A Star is Born from 1937, 1954, 1976 and lately 2018.
But in reality, A Star is born in 1968.
Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?
A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.
The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"
It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)
ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.
A #pun I just thought of. A nephew asked what was next.
My reply: two after previous.
Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.
In Bamberg ist man so stolz auf das lokale Gebäck, dass man eine handwerklich-amtliche Referenz vorgibt: das Eichhörnchen.
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.
This was on the dining room table when I got up. My kid gets up to some wild antics late at night.
Arranging a Blood Bowl league game for my Skaven on Good Friday.
I can't imagine anything better on that day than for my rodents to worship Cheeses.
What do British sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.